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We were in Columbus and I took Toews’ phone, and switched Brent Seabrook’s contact information with a girl Jonathan had been seeing, so her name would come up from Seabrook’s number. When Jonny came back from the bathroom, I texted him from Seabrook’s phone, saying, “We have to talk. I’m pregnant.” This is during dinner so he read the text and his face just dropped! He turned white as a ghost, and he just slid away from the table.
― Patrick Sharp on a prank on Tazer
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